This is satire. On the 84th time I played the Thomas the Train Theme song for my sons I actually listened to the lyrics. My gut wrenched and beads of sweat formed on my thin, receding hairline. We all think of Thomas as a fun-loving character who serves his community in high stature. Nothing could be further from the truth. The proof has been right under our nose for years. We need not look further than the main verse of the theme song which I’ve broken down, line by line, below. 🎵 Thomas- he’s the cheeky one 🎵 Love the opener. Introducing the protagonist right off the bat. Letting the viewer know that this show is goofy. Our main character[…]